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August 14th, 2006

11 acceptable uses of the “f” word

Posted by Ory Okolloh in Miscellany

I couldn’t resist posting this. Via Feld Thoughts.

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?” – Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. “What the @#$% was that?” – Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?” – Custer, 1877
8. “Any @#$%ing idoit could understand that.” – Einstein, 1938
7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!” – Picasso, 1926
6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?” – Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%in ceiling?” – Michelangelo, 1566
4. “Where the @#$% are we?” – Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. “Scattered @#$% showers, my ass!” – Noah, 4314 BC
2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton, 1998
1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @#$%^ing mad.” – Saddam Hussein, 2003

My own addition. “I told you not to @#$%ing wake me up before noon!” - Kibaki, 2003-present

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  1. Mocha! said,

    on August 14th, 2006 at 10:26

    :lol::lol::lol: esp. the Emmilio one.

    Nice one KP!!

    How are you anyways?

  2. bankelele said,

    on August 14th, 2006 at 10:50

    Alice Alice

  3. acolyte said,

    on August 14th, 2006 at 10:54

    Just spectacular!Especially your own addition!

  4. prou said,

    on August 14th, 2006 at 11:59

    Right on point!

  5. kevin said,

    on August 14th, 2006 at 14:38

    Ory,

    Nice blog.
    I want to write a piece for the Daily Nation (I’m their US correspondent) about the blog conf that you’re speaking at in SA next month.
    Can you tell me more about yourself? How long you’ve been blogging? Why you started? Whether you see anything unique about blogging in Africa? Your thoughts on the potential of blogs in Kenya and elsewhere.
    I’d like to write this early in the morn Aug 15 US East Coast time, so it’d be great if you could get back to me in the next 12 hrs.
    Thanks in advance for your help.

  6. jamthaa said,

    on August 14th, 2006 at 15:06

    Now that was #%#king funny.
    I didn’t know you had a sence of humor.

  7. Shiroh said,

    on August 15th, 2006 at 10:39

    I agree with with Banks

  8. Abdurahman said,

    on August 16th, 2006 at 17:57

    nice, light-hearted piece. How about this:
    “@#$% me!” - captured Saddam, December 2003

  9. kaghost said,

    on September 8th, 2006 at 1:12

    Wangari Maathai to baks shove you @#$% cabinet post up your ass

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